The
Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She
notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three
shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched
by the amount of thought he had put in to organizing the display. There
were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering
the length of the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears,
She is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
but doesn't mention this to him.
They
share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
after awhile, she finds herself thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the
future father of my children?' She
turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips
He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and
he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She
is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
more heat than she has ever known. After
an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they
are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,
'Well,
how was it?' The
guy gently smiles at her,
strokes her cheek,
looks deeply into her eyes, and
says:
'Help yourself to any prize
from
the middle shelf'